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Jenny, Tampa, FL — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:14:10 GMT

Microsoft is so the thing of the past. It's so boring, un-hip, and colorless.

Apple and Google are the hip kids now. And just look at the contrast between the iPhone and Zune - the future vs. the past.

Sorry Microsoft, having tons of money and monopoly does not make you hip. Go Apple!!

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Justin, Bellingha, WA — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:28:24 GMT

At first, I didn't know what to think about this add. It was just plain wierd! But it did make me think "Hmmm, what was that?" I kept thinking about it, and then it dawned on me, I'm still thinking about that add, and you know what, BAM, good advertising at work

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trevorblanco — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:33:42 GMT

Yea, I simply don't know what the purpose is of this commercial is. I've read everywhere that it's an important ad because it gets people talking.
If people are talking about how dumb the ad is, how is that good, again, Bill? I think it's funny that a company with a monopoly of computer OS's thinks it needs to advertise in the first place. Now that's a shame.

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Chadb19 — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:37:04 GMT

The ad is a real bore and has nothing in the world that would remotely influence me to favor Windows over Apple!! What the hell were they thinking??

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Kay, Lake Zurich, IL — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:44:10 GMT

I love Bill Gates and for some reason watching him swoosh his toosh... cracked me up.

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The Prez — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:58:58 GMT

as an ad guy was looking forward to this new ad campaign but was left thnking holy mackeral. what a disappointment. if they don't pull this ad fast not realizing they have made the biggest blunder in MSFT's history. Seinfeld must either be embarrassed or he is a sleeper cell for MAC and has just put a dagger in Mr PC's heart

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Judy seattle — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:15:18 GMT

It is not boring it is Pacific North West humor.

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Schratboy — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:56:26 GMT

Big deal! So Gates and Ballmer cut loose with some of their billions and hire comedic shill Seinfeld to be their mouthpiece. IT WON'T WORK! People appreciate great software not stuff that routinely requires patching. Apple has a better product and is much cooler all the way around

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Johh, Indianapolis IN — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:59:18 GMT

"The "I’m a Mac/I’m a PC" ads work because they are quick, funny and, most important, they entertain us while actually promoting the product in question."

If by us, you mean you and other Mac users, Ok. Most of "us" find the Mac commercials to be smug and we associate the smug Mac guy with the smug Mac user who makes everyone's life miserable while they're always comparing the Mac to Windows.

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Danny, Pittston, PA — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 04:14:50 GMT

Microsoft is spending $300 million to try to convince people that Vista is good instead of putting that money toward a better operating system. Poor use of resources.

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Sean Buel, College Station, Texas — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 04:21:34 GMT

Worst commercial for a software company I have ever seen. Didn't these people see any other commercials before. I couldn't call this even a commercial. There is no message. Delicious is not a word I can relate with software or technology in general. Seinfeld is not someone people would imitate or follow nor Bill Gates. It only reminds people how uncool is Gates and Microsoft is. I am sorry for the very successful people working in Redmond. They deserve better leadership and image.

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Kathie T — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 05:22:57 GMT

I have an attention span - I actually like the commercial. It made me smile, much more than some quick make-you-roar-with-laughter bit - those are only good for the first time or two you see them. It kind of reminds me of the old Folger's commercials that were a for a few years this slow moving romance story. It kept you holding on for more.

If they keep this going with Bill Gates through some kind of progression, I think this can be good.

On a side note - can some please tell Round Table Pizza that the ad with all those people piled up on each other resembles a little too closely the pictures from Abu Ghraab (sp?). Especially with the knight standing there on the side, just short of giving the thumbs up.

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Steve, San Diego, CA — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 05:57:40 GMT

I personally felt that this Ad falls in line with the real Microsoft. That is to say, it lacks style. Its functional, but not great. But thats Microsoft. Why would anyone expect more?

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Phil, Sammamish WA — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 06:27:16 GMT

I laughed, I cried, I ate some cake. What's not to like? If you don't get I couldn't explain it to you.

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DJ — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 06:49:54 GMT

Yeah, it was weird. My mom loved it, but she sells shoes and thinks Bill and Jerry are great. I think it was a wasted opportunity. I don't see how anyone under 70 will be favorably impressed.

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Laszlo Bencze — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 07:42:09 GMT

The impression I get from this ad is that frumpy, dumpy, lumpy Bill Gates is annoyed with Jerry Seinfeld and can't wait for the director to yell "Cut!" so he can turn his attention to some techie stuff that actually interests him. Meanwhile, Seinfeld is smirking to himself about how easy it is to make $10 million with practically no effort at all. Bill Gates is not funny. Jerry Seinfeld is not funny. The ad is not funny. But the ad IS pointless which is, I suppose, the point.

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ADI,Jambi, Indonesia — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 07:42:50 GMT

NO COMENT

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ppp — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 08:50:27 GMT

When Gates flash his Clown Club card, the picture on it is his 1977 Albuquerque PD mug shot -- check it out here - http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/gatesmug1.html

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BM — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 10:49:44 GMT

The only reason you know this is an ad for Microsoft is the Windows logo at the end. Otherwise I would have thought Bill was going the way of Michael Jackson with his money and had nothing better to spend it on than a lame commercial.

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Bart, Greenville, Wisconsin — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:00:07 GMT

I actually thought the ad was funny. Gates with his cardboard style and Seinfeld doing what he does best. And instead of wishing it was over I kept waiting for what came next. I laughed at the end. Beats the Apple/Mac ads by far. I'm tired of those two.

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Rell, Victoria, B.C — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:05:39 GMT

That commercial was great!!! But I made the switch to mac unfortunate for Gates n Seinfeld a few years back. Love the commercial though, I look forward to seeing more. Will there be more? . . .

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Mark Knoxville Tn — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:16:15 GMT

It compelettly missed target. The MAC ads are far better.

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Bex, Atlanta, GA — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:28:28 GMT

Seriously??? It was for MICROSOFT??!

I saw the ad last night and thought that they were advertising for the shoe store. It was like a weird dream...at the end of which Bill Gates shakes his money maker while walking alongside of Jerry Seinfeld.

I'll admit, I did crack up a little. But now that I know the product they were promoting I'd say the spot failed completely. I really had no idea it was for Microsoft.

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Art, New York — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:39:57 GMT

Was this written by a 9 year old and proofed by her little sister? Terrible job.

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Kang, MN — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:40:56 GMT

Seinfeld and Gates: two middle-aged, pot-bellied slobs mugging their way through a bone-headed attempt at cleverness.

Seinfeld was in an occasionally funny "show about nothing"; now we learn that he actually IS about nothing.

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robb white — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:49:03 GMT

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Dake — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:58:06 GMT

I totally agree. all I could think was HUH?

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Sue Lamb — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:58:23 GMT

I love Jerry Seinfeld and his humor so much, I'd watch and love anything he did! This is typical Seinfeld humor!

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Jeremy, Albany, NY — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:58:29 GMT

Wow... I agree fully with this article. What a horrible HORRIBLE attempt at a commercial. I guess not even Microsoft can come up with a way to convince people that Vista is good.

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Steve, Dade City, Florida — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:01:39 GMT

The Gates / Seinfeld commercial is hilarious! My wife and I hit the rewind button 3 times to watch it over because we enjoyed it so much. People at my office were having a watercooler discussion about how entertaining ths commercial was. I think the author of this article is the only one who didn't think it funny. Even worse, it seems the author missed the considerable chemistry between Gates and Seinfeld.

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Troy, Erlanger, Kentucky — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:14:37 GMT

Proof positive of the old observation that, as comics age, they become less and less funny. John Cleese's Magnavox commercials, for example, are literally painful to watch. Eddie Murphy, Carlin, Cosby and Pryor were all much funnier in their 20s and 30s than they are/were in their 50's and 60s. Seinfeld has never seemed more vapid and oddly scruffy as he does in this commercial.

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AC, Milwaukee — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:23:14 GMT

They aren't "sharing a meaningful look over the word 'leather'." Seinfeld says, "Is that your toe?" and Gates says, "No, it's leather." Seinfeld gives him a look of comedic appreciation. Unfortunately, since that's as "funny" as the commercial gets, it's a big flop, partly because half their lines are incomprehensible. I needed subtitles to "hear" what they were saying. Great potential, completely wasted.

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Carlos Moreno, Gilbert, AZ — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:25:39 GMT

I think you nailed it. I get it that the ad is supposed to reflect Seinfeld's show--it's about nothing.

But therein lies the problem.

You've got some cute, fairly obvious references to pop culture: Gates holding up his "platinum" shoe shopping card with his arrest mug shot; the two of them strolling the mall like a couple of teenagers; the Hispanic family watching (ahem) from the outside, etc.

But the joke does fall flat with the weird "computer/cake" request and Gates doing a disturbingly uncomfortable shorts adjustment.

Yeah, the ad is not supposed to make me go buy Vista. But is sure doesn't make me feel good about Microsoft products either.

Part of this is because I'm typing on a Mac, but the other part is that the ad just doesn't work.

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joits, west covina, ca — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:30:09 GMT

i agree that the commercial is as horrible as everyone seems to be saying. they are right though, people are talking about it but i don't think it is the type of conversation that they want people to be having. my conversations have to do with the ad being something that's painful to watch.

why does bill gate have to be in the ad? you don't see steve jobs showing up in the "i'm a mac, i'm a pc" ads. is it an ego thing? i'll admit, the video showing bill gates' last day at work was funny but this ad with seinfeld? its just not. where did that $300 million go?

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Donnae Minneapolis KS — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:35:47 GMT

I have seen this commercial twice. It is so stupid. Apple computers are looking better and better. At least their commercials are a little bit funnt

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Donnae Minneapolis KS — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:36:07 GMT

I have seen this commercial twice. It is so stupid. Apple computers are looking better and better. At least their commercials are a little bit funny

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Ron from Baltimore — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:55:03 GMT

Seinfeld is the perfect choice, and Gates makes the perfect foil. Everyone knows Gates, and most everyone knows Seinfeld, at least the computer-buying part of the country.

This opening gambit is a "get to know the players" introduction, laying down the tone for the developing story. Sit back, watch and listen, enjoy, and see if this doesn't humanize and re-energize Microsoft and our relationship with it. I bet already is doing just that

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Jamie Wooster, Jacksonville, FL — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:02:09 GMT

I recently saw this ad for the first time, and wondered why two very successful men would put themselves in such a bland, nonsensical commercial.

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Derrick, Pueblo, Colo — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:13:50 GMT

This is Microsoft's answer to Apple? This falls somewhere between the Wendy's tree-kicking and the Quiznos screaming rat commercials. In fact it is so bad, you would think it was created by the same guy that makes those creepy Burger King ads (oh, wait, it was!)

The biggest question is WHAT was Microsoft thinking?!? There has been a lot of hype surrounding this ad, with everyone asking "Jerry Seinfeld?". After watching this ad, Apple can retire the 'PC/Mac' campaign because Microsoft will end up doing more damage to its image than the PC/Mac commercials ever could. In fact, those spots went from being just funny, to "holy crap, they hit the nail on the head!"

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Chase, Arlington TX — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:19:00 GMT

At first I thought this was going to be another American Express ad--just like the one with another pair, Tina Fey and Martin Scorsese, that is really charming and also airing right now. I kept thinking AmEx especially when Gates whips out his 'membership' card at the shoe store. But gee, what a letdown.

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Gary Jurnak — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:19:50 GMT

The problem with the Apple ad is that is, in its own way, elitist. It pokes fun at the PC guy because he is not fortunate enough to be as hip and cool as the Mac man. Microsoft should counter with an ad that shows the PC bringing people of all types together, stressing our commonality and contrasting itself with Apple's elitism.

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AW, Los Angeles CA — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:34:51 GMT

i thought this commericial is hilarious! i also like the "i'm a mac/i'm a pc" commercials ("eat me... i'm a delicious pizza").

people seems so caught up in what's hip or cool, mac vs. pc... who cares? use what works for you. i personally cannot stand to use a mac computer, but that's personal preference. i love my ipod and iphone though...

seinfeld is always funny, though, no matter what he's promoting.

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Corby — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:36:51 GMT

Bill, go back to retirement.

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Steve, Dade City, Florida — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:37:41 GMT

Phil hit the nail on the head when he said, "If you don't get I couldn't explain it to you." Maybe all you folks who didn't get the subtile hilarity of this spot are really the target demo. Ever think of that?

Also, ever think this is the first in a series of commercials and it was designed to get the single minded drones talking about it, which creates buzz for the subsequent spots? Right now we're blogging about it, in a few weeks there will be significant media coverage of the spots, and before you know it everyone (pro and con) will be talking about the ads and Bill Gates will come out ahead. He's no dummy, people.

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Steve Benson, Charlotte, NC — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:40:36 GMT

Seinfeld comes across as a parody of himself. He doesn't seem natural, he seems to be playing his "it's about nothing" persona. Gates has as much a feel for comedy as John McCain.

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Phil, San Antonio, TX — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:45:32 GMT

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John Doe, Seattle, Wash — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:57:14 GMT

Folks. The ad is meant to say that just as a cool new shoe fits tight at first and needs some breaking in, so too Vista feels too tight at first (no drivers, weird interface, overbearing security), but you'll like it if you give it time to break in. I'm taking my Vista box into the shower right now to see if that helps it!

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Dee, Birmingham, AL — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:58:06 GMT

It's a great commercial, memorable and effective at creating the desire to see the next chapter in the story. Not everyone has the ability to understand every ad campaign, things will always fly over some folk's heads, and that's fine. Marketing is targeted and if you don't "get it", it's probably for the best, because it's not for you.

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mark, houston, tx — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:58:10 GMT

i am easily influenced by two rich guys who want to make more money.

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Ethan, someplace — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:04:19 GMT

...Except that the Mac guy isn't hip, he's an elitist douche.

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Larry — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:06:29 GMT

I grow so weary of anything that tries to make two incredibly wealthy people look like "just a coupla of the guys".....they're not. I don't care if they give all their pay for this campaign to my favorite charity(ME), it's all a sham. But I can admit it, if I ever get that kinda dough....you're gonna know it.

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Mick, champagne, il — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:16:02 GMT

All of you people are still talking about the commercial, seems to have done its work.

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Jason Fontaine Houston, Texas — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:36:51 GMT

You spend THIS much for an ad and THIS is all you get? Talk about SCHMUCKS!
Here's one for you from a Texas Advertiser who has dreams and nothing more. Here's what I would have done....and it CAN be done when you have this kind of cash.

Gates in Seinfeld's old apartment. Music/everything - but it's Gate's world....Jerry comes in and they banter back an fourth - small talk on current issues. Jerry then looks at Gates and says, "Is this a bizarro world or what?
Lisa Kudro walks in and is "Elaine".....
Ends with Microsoft logo in the Seinfeld font
"Solutions. Possibilites. Endless."

It would grab your attention. It needs to be polished - but I was sooooo disappointed.

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MoleMan, Los Angeles, CA — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:38:41 GMT

Personally, I find this ad amusing because all through his show, Seinfeld had a MAC in his apartment!

Hypocrisy, party of one your table is now ready.

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Barbara, Ft. Lauderdale, FL — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:44:39 GMT

The ad's point is obvious. Microsoft is in merger discussions with Jockey Underwear .

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PK — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:50:17 GMT

My wife and I thought the commercial was great. How could anyone not enjoy seeing Bill Gates in something light and fun like this? As for Seinfeld, it was just nice to see him period since he has been out of the limelight for some time. The negative responses here I can only chock up to jealousy I suppose. Get over it. Seinfeld earned his wealth by giving many millions of us some great entertainment over the years. How many millions still come home from a tough day and flip on a Seinfeld re-run and have a chuckle that helps them relax and relieve the stress?
Gates, regardless of what operating system you use, how could you not love this guy? Here is a guy who is the dictionary definition of a nerdy geek, probably got teased in school, had trouble getting dates, etc. and he "shows them" by becoming one of the wealthiest men ever. Not only that, he uses his brain to give something to the world that changes the entire world almost overnight. This guy didn't invent a new widget; he literally changed the lives of almost every person in the world with his technology contributions. Instead of keeping it all to himself, he establishes the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation and goes to work just as diligently to help others benefit from his success. Gates deserves every penny he earned and now gives away, he doesn't need to be "hip", and he can laugh at all the "hip" people who will never be remembered for anything as he passes them on the way to his bank each day.

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Sean, Portland, Oregon — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:52:16 GMT

What was the point of that ad? Is it a series of stories leading up to something? If so I'm not drawn into the Shoe Store plot and will probably try to miss the subsequent advertisements. Wow shoes! How incredibly dull... let's make a big ad campaign based on dull things. Next we can make an ad about fireplace tools and then about ball point pen caps.

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Matt, Port Orange, FL — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:59:00 GMT

What's sad is in every Seinfeld episode Jerry has a Mac of one form or another sitting on the desk by the window.

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Stephen, Dallas, Texas — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:05:28 GMT

The commercial is absolutely hilarious...'Is that your toe?' 'No' 'What is it?' 'Leather.' I can appreciate and laugh at dry humor, and therefore get a big smile everytime I see it. It may not be as 'hip' as those Mac commericals, but it's practical - the same reason MSFT (not Apple) is used in business.

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James, Denver, CO — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:06:07 GMT

The Microsoft ad is a great parallel to the Mac commercials. It proceeds to have two guys discussing nothing (or trivial matters at best) which is EXACTLY like the Mac ads. You may ask what the point of this ad is, but its point is to illustrate how the Mac ads also have no point. Mac ads are Seinfeld episodes that make such extreme caricatures that they no longer represent reality.

Why pay more for a product than you have to? Because it’s delicious? Or like an Apple it’s shiny. People don’t want a computer because it is shiny or delicious – they want it because it can run software. Macs are shiny. PCs run software. Delicious doesn’t matter.

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Lin, Tampa Florida — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:08:58 GMT

Try this on for size. It's a commercial about Nothing.

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Jaybee, DeepSouth — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:11:45 GMT

Seinfeld - unfunny
Gates - boring and unfunny
Ad in general - totally missed the mark

You'd think a couple multi-gazillionnaires could do better.

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Steve, NY, NY — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:13:56 GMT

I found nothing to like about the ad. Boring. Very boring. I'm not a MSFT fan, but I do know lame advertising when I see it. That having been said, the ad did work on one potentially important level: many people perplexed by the ad are wondering about/looking forward to the next installment.

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Disappointed Not in Seattle — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:17:40 GMT

I'm a long time supporter of MS products but they really lost it with both Office 2007 (dump those confusing and ugly tabs and give me back the menu I spent so many years learning) and Vista (memory hog that didn't support more than half my hardware and crashes more than XP).

The Vista ad showing people who don't know Vista but are thrilled with it after only ten minutes did nothing to make me feel better about all the money I wasted. And why would anyone accept the words of people with so little computer knowledge? On top of that, it usually takes longer than ten minutes for Vista to crash or even hiccup. Should I be thrilled about that?

The ad described in this article won't convince anyone that Windows is the cat's pajamas (yes, I am using a very old and outdated expression for effect).

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A.H., New Port Richey, FL — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:17:42 GMT

I saw the ad with my boyfriend last night. We didn't even see the logo at the end, because we were too busy looking at each other with the look of, "Huh?" It was not a very well made commercial, was too long, and it was just boring. They can do better than that.

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I.M.A Free American — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:25:38 GMT

Allison Linn called Seinfield a comic genius? I like Seinfield, but he's not a comic genius. Please . . .

Linn's opinion reminds me of how the French crave Jerry Lewis and call him a comic genius.

Yuk!

I hate PR/Spinners/Propagandists who say stuff like that!

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Mike, Scranton, PA — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:27:32 GMT

It was a different approach... it took the 'WTF humor' that Mac uses and ran a little too far with it... it kept me thinking about the spot. Kind of the point, yeah?

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Mark C, Atlanta GA — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:30:54 GMT

Dumbest, lamest commercial I've ever seen. There is absolutely nothing to "get" here, idiotic MS fanboy claims to the contrary.

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Turner, Milwaukee, WI — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:32:03 GMT

I personally liked the ad. They weren't selling anything specific (notice no mention of Vista), just telling you the company is "delicious," so you take that as you will. And it wasn't pointless. Through Jerry's ranting you get the sense that Microsoft is always thinking of something new, albeit probably not cake computers. (Can't wait for the touch-screen coffee table)
I'm a Linux advocate and still enjoy both the new ad for Microsoft and the Mac/PC ads. The Microsoft one was extremely long, I but I laughed at its goofiness; I was glad Bill Gates has some humor about him.
The Mac guy is smug, I agree. Some Mac users think they are elite, yes, and it really does cramp the computer community. Shouldn't we all get along to create some massive Mac/Windows/Linux house-cleaning robot?
But after talking with a few people it comes down to Mac users generally like things that just work for them and look good, and Windows users like to know what's going on (while personally I like tinkering with everything imaginable so I use Linux distributions).
Fun ad. Too much debate over it.

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Mark C, Atlanta GA — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:34:35 GMT

*** All of you people are still talking about the commercial, seems to have done its work. ***

Uh, no it will have done its work when I buy another Winblows PC, and I have no intention of doing any such thing.

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Chris, Dallas, TX — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:40:07 GMT

Like a piece of painting, different people see differently.

Leather Shoe => Window/PC is a perfect fit for everyone regardless of your size (demand).

Credit Card => PC might not look slicky or cute; but it is "PLATINUM"; therefore, it has a high intrinsic value. Well, what's in your credit line matter, not the cover.

Cake => I love the PC so much that I would eat it if it is editable and sweet like a cake; also, there is another meaning; well, we all think GREEN - Earth's friendly product; aren't we?

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Greg W, St. Louis, MO — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:43:04 GMT

The ad isn't very good at all. Though I think Apple's are too pretentious for me to like as well.

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Steve, Calgary, AB — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:47:21 GMT

The ad reminds me of that period in the early 90s when it was IBMs turn to try to look hip and cool. They thought putting their reps in T Shirts instead of blue suits would do it. But it didn't.

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Kevin, Santa Barbara, California — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:48:13 GMT

This is one of the funniest ads I have seen in a long time. For those who think it is boring, I guess that you do not have a sense of humor. I feel that Bill Gates has done more for the world than most give him credit for. Just check out his foundation. I am a die hard Macintosh fan but I have to say that the ad campaign that Apple has been running, touting how much better there company is than Microsoft, is arrogant, snotty, and all around irritating. Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld are a great team and I look forward to more ads from Microsoft.

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Mary, here in, MN — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:50:13 GMT

does Bill Gates make computers??? totally didn't get it.

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Tim, Charlotte, NC — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:51:09 GMT

Well it is a mixed bag as reflected in the comments seen here. I can say it was too Long for TV which does cut out some of the person they wish to reach. Plus the style of Gates seemed to lack something. (I think if it was just the last 10 seconds played on TV it would be grand) yes in one way or another people are speaking about this, no it’s not going to win over Mac people. We will have to see what they have in store next though it seems gates being the Icon to make people switch with a dryness to him is about the same message of The Pc Guy on the mac ads, not sure what this means but I guess New unstable PC is better the Stable older PC.

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Eric P, Boston, MA — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:06:29 GMT

I wanted to give it an honest look, but it really was pretty bad.

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Jill — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:08:35 GMT

This ad makes me want a churro...

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Brian — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:14:55 GMT

..."what a disappointment. if they don't pull this ad fast not realizing they have made the biggest blunder in MSFT's history" - The Prez (Sent Monday, September 08, 2008 8:58 PM)

This ad is hardly the worst blunder in MSFT History, that would be Windows ME.

I agree the ad is bad. I am even an avid MSFT user. All but one of my home computers are Windows, some are even Vista.
I just don't get this ad at all, it doesn't haelp the Microsoft "brand" at all.

What they should ahve done is had Bill and Jerry sitting down at a resturant where they demo surface with both of them putting down their credit card (maybe even team up with Amex) where they show them splitting the bill by laying the CCs on the table and dragging the parts of their order to their respective CCs like they show on the surface demo here:
http://www.microsoft.com/surface/videos.html

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A. Nonymous Denver CO — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:15:36 GMT

mmmmmmmmmmmm Churos.

Odd, offbeat, somewhat enjoyable. they do need to up the production values and get the sound better in the next round tho. Either way I will never use a Mac, I am a PC guy all the way.

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Brian J, Longmont, CO — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:16:49 GMT

I actually thought this commercial was funny enough that I re-wound the DVR to watch it again. And every time we see it, my wife and I laugh. So, to each their own. I'm not a Seinfeld fan, or a proponent of either Apple or Microsoft, as each have their merits as a company, with various products enjoyed by various people. But the thing that gets to me is why people have to be so polar on this issue, or why the commercial has to be compared to the Mac-guy commercials. Let it stand on its own. It's different. And, if we have to compare, at least it's new, as opposed to the tired re-hashing that Apple is doing with its Mac adverts.

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Joe, California — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:20:06 GMT

I have to chuckle when reading the Apple club's comments. Face it guys: Apple hardware and software have as many problems as anything Microsoft has ever produced - just admit it and get over it!
I actually liked the Microsoft ad a lot more than the lame "Apple guy vs. PC guy" stuff - it is getting REALLY old and boring. At least the Microsoft ad is funny.

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Mark McKee, Albuquerque, NM — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:26:01 GMT

I'm an Mac/PC

PC: I just fed and innoculated 10,000 poor African children today.

Mac: But I look cool and laid back, giving the appearance of a person who actually would do the kind of things that you do.

Happy, goofy, boomer piano music....

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Scott — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:30:51 GMT

The term was "Pleather", not leather, as featured in the commercial.

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David Ries, Beaverton, Oregon — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:47:06 GMT

It reminds me of the 80s when IBM hired the post-run M*A*S*H cast as pitchmen. Those ads were weak as well. I think this ad campaign shows that Microsoft has become the IBM of our age. "no one gets fired for buying Microsoft"

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Mark, Columbus, MS — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:53:42 GMT

I like the ad, and think it is clever. Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates are two of the most famous people in the world. How can you go wrong? I can't wait for the next ad to come out.

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Hans, Seattle, WA — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:01:31 GMT

Just because its not slapstick doesn't mean its not funny. It just means that Allison Linn as an underdeveloped sense of humor. I'll see of I can find that clip of the bear falling out of the try onto the trampoline for your enjoyment.

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Steve, Seattle, WA — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:03:19 GMT

I can't help but think the promise of "moist delicious cake" is similar to the promise of "victory in IRAQ."

Please... give me something I can actually sink my teeth into.

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Thomas Hardey, Hull, MA — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:07:06 GMT

At latest count I see 50 posts on this commercial.

I'd say the commercial has already achieved its goal.

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KS, Ottawa, ON — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:12:25 GMT

The ad is awesome, hands down. The Mac ads are full of bull****, and only a Mac idiot would buy those lies! I've said it once, and I'll say it again, "Macs are for people with more money than brains"

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jessamakuh, catonsville, MD — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:21:52 GMT

I saw one of the newer Apple commercials where "PC" & "Mac" are discussing how Macs are now the #1 notebooks on college campuses. Have you seen this one? "PC" is trying to catch college students by hiding in a pizza box. And THIS crappy commercial is Microsoft's rebuttal??.. their attempt to win back college kids? Did they actually hire a marketing company? Did they really pay money for this pitiful excuse for a marketing campaign? Not only is it boring, but it certainly doesn't appeal to younger people in any sort of way. Jerry Seinfeld is hilarious, but he's certainly not 'hip' anymore. And not only that, Apple computers have the reputation of being much easier to use, nearly impervious to viruses, having great technical support and damn it they just LOOK cool. How is watching uber-rich Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld trying on shoes and shaking their butts in a parking lot addressing ANY of those ideas? What does it have to do w/ Microsoft products at all?? The Apple ads are witty, original, AND point out their computers' strengths. Try again Microsoft. I think this ad is just making you sink even deeper.

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Suz B. — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:23:40 GMT

Come on folks, lighten up. It's just a commecial, and give me Bill and Jerry over Billy Mays any day.

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JC, Baltimore, MD — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:24:34 GMT

I thought the ad was great. I even recorded it on the DVR to show it to others. The Seinfeld type humor is all over the bit, i.e. "Is that your toe--no, it's leather". The Big Top points comment and the Platinum card picture are priceless.

Now the Apple bit comparing the PC and Mac IS boring. It's not the least bit entertaining and it's getting very old.
Phil, San Antonio, TX

Though I respect your opinion.. I completely disagree. Not entertaining and all. And more importantly, what does it do to combat the negative view people (particularly young people) have of the brand??

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Steve, Dade City, Florida — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:27:44 GMT

Agreed. The point of a commercial is to get people talking about the product, and this commercial is obviously doing that. Not to mention that those of us with a well developed sense of humor find this spot very funny. GREAT COMMERCIAL.

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Cris W. — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:38:06 GMT

I recently read about this commercial coming out. I can completely understand Bill Gates wanting to do something different while in retirement but that it would not be very far removed from the very company he retired from. i get that.

Now why on God's green earth he decided to do something with Jerry Seinfield completely confuses me. Why, if Billy was trying to promote his product, would he get someone known for being on a show that was admittedly about nothing. Why did Billy get a nothing guy?!

Here's a list of actors/comedienes that would have made for a better pairing and could have made a far more interesting/compelling commercial:

Bernie Mac - R.I.P. - just picture him yelling about his horrible computer and Bill getting him to settle down by using Microsoft.

Pamela Anderson - picture her trying to use the zoom-in feature on her computer and picture Bill never looking at Pamela's face and saying - 'see, you can make them bigger and bigger!'

Tom Cruise - Bill and Tom jumping up and down on a couch because they are excited about new software.

Sarah Palin - Bill showing her how to use google and wikipedia to find out the job duties of a vice-president.

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Ron, Salt Lake City, Utah — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:39:25 GMT

Just because this is msnbc, doesn't mean you have to bash microsoft to prove you are an unbiased reporter/opinion maker. There is nothing but haters on here and its so irritating. Microsoft is not trying to mimic apple's "hip" commercials, which are extremely played out and in reality don't tell the whole truth between the differences of pc's and mac's, microsoft is just trying to do something different, and it was, i thought it was hysterical, its not like microsoft needs to advertise anyways, they just did it to show that they are not robots, and i thought it was quite affective, obviously we are all talking about it, so it worked. stop being haters, apple is not perfect, if they were the world would be dominated by them, business' would use them and i wouldn't have to hack my iphone to get its full potential out of it. apple = overrated, can't wait for jobs to give it up.

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j smith — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:45:14 GMT

Unless there is some smart follow up to this add, it is a big waste of money!
I just did not get it, and I assume most people neither!

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Mike N — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:59:44 GMT

I can't get past the Hispanic family gawking through the window at the two of the wealthiest guys on the planet, who pretending to be average Joes by slumming at the mall and a discount clown shoe store. Disturbing on some undescribable level.

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RDL — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:05:21 GMT

I did find the commercial to be funny. Not pee yourself funny but more like I could watch that another 20 times and chuckle kinda funny. The mac commercials were funny the first time you watch them but every time after that they make you change the channel. They also seem pretty self important, like OSX doesn't ever have updates to security holes (quite a few), or they never have security prompts (I've heard there is a similar experience on the macs just not as often as MS's 1st attempt at this). They never show the OS, never tell you exactly what they are doing that's better, they just use the 4 year old's argument that they are a big poopie head and you are too if you use them instead of us.

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J.C. Seattle — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:08:10 GMT

Bill Gates is a very funny man. I've been around him a few times in a casual crowd and his self depricating humor is warn and genuine. I thought the ad was a hoot. Especially Bill's rear wiggle.

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RDL — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:22:39 GMT

I don't agree with ya jessamakuh as the apple ads do nothing to point to their strengths, just to the perceived weaknesses of Win PC's. I've run Vista since Beta 2 and since the MSDN release in november or whenever it was the only problems I had were rushed drivers from NVidia and Creative. Soon as they fixed those issues (about 2-4 weeks after the public release which I think was in feb of the following year) Vista has been the most stable OS I've ran from MS. I have had 3 blue screens since then and it was because I had a bad memory module). Most of Vista's bad rap can be attributed to it's partners lack of preparedness for the initial release making it a fiasco. As for the DRM in vista, now that is the only reason I plan to never buy a windows OS again (unless they remove it) I was fed up when I rented 3 DVD's at blockbuster and 2 of the 3 wouldn't play because of the DRM restrictions which are supposed to affect HD media not SD media. I suppose macs have something similar however which leaves me with Linux since they usually exploit the weaknesses in these DRM schemes to provide the user with a better experience.

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Dan, I'm right here, US — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:27:21 GMT

Hmmm, not getting people talking, eh? Look at all these comments and this is just one story. Well done Microsoft!

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Oleg, Great Falls, MT — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:37:33 GMT

This commercial was "ok". Not great and not horrible. I'm sorry to see so many people with attention span of two and a half seconds who wanted a typical pie in the face humor.

And enough with the arguement about Microsoft vs. Apple. Apple makes computers (and OS), Microsoft makes operating system for PCs which do not have to use Microsoft's products. Stop comparing apples to oranges (no pun intended). As a side note, PCs (with microfot products) and apple are both extremely expensive when you can get most of what you need for free (Linux, Open Office, etc). You just choose not to (unless you're a gamer).

Bottom line is that the commercial was aimed at a select audience and not understood by the masses.

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Edgar Duran, Chula Vista, Cali — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:50:56 GMT

Both the Mac and windows commercials dont make any REAL sence to people who seem to only pay attention to certain parts.

the "Im PC/Im Mac" Ads are stupid since Apple is using Intel Technology in their Computers thus making it a PC. So in reality the Mac = PC but non upgradeable and has a "nicer" look. But thats nothing a Custom PC case wont fix now would it?

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Palm Harbor, FL — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:51:50 GMT

The ad is confusing and not sure what it is really selling but the best part is the clown card with Gates 18 year old picture that says any goof can become the richest man on earth.

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laiko, NY, NY — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:57:00 GMT

Terrible. I have no desire to see the next one.

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Sam Sanford, Syracuse< NY — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:59:58 GMT

Billions/Millions Geek/Comic?? Good product, but it is like calling tech support. It goes on forever and likely accomplishes nothing.

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Steve, Cupertino, CA — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:07:30 GMT

Unlike all the other opinions, I will never buy a product based on a commercial. The Mac ads plain suck. I'll buy a Mac because it is a better product. Anyone notice that in Seinfeld, he always had a Mac in his apartment (next to the window in the living area). As to the ad being weird, I liked it a lot. It was the best show about nothing. I could see a show spun off from this commercial similiar to the GEICO neanderthal ones, except we would see a few Microsoft ads during the breaks. Seinfeld and Gates is perfect pairing. They could start a new show together about nothing. Maybe call it the Odd Couple. I look forward to the next commercial. On a side note, I will continue to use Linux and run Windows on it as a virtual machine. Sorry Mac.

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Carmen, TX — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:08:59 GMT

I love the PC guy. With all his problems he is just more "human" than the Mac "I'm superior" guy.

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Justin, Thomasville, NC — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:13:34 GMT

What's a Mac?

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Tim — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:18:34 GMT

Standard Crispin Porter & Bogusky nonsense, just like the work they do for Burger King and VW. Their advertising is intended to get them noticed, even when it does nothing for the product. Amazingly, real companies fall for this.

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Terry D. San jose CA> microsoft research center — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:19:28 GMT

My T.V. blue-screened half way through it..something about an memory exception...

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Tom Watson, Houston, TX — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:20:33 GMT

I saw the ad and kept trying to figure out what product they were pumping, and why Bill Gates would want to do a commercial. Thanks for telling me!

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Lori, Savoy IL — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:24:45 GMT

Are you kidding? I loved this ad. It was just lame enough to be hysterically funny! It doesn’t need to make sense today, it will eventually and “that’s the genius of it” (Yes, that was a quote from the Seinfeld series.) I can’t wait to see what these too guys do next. Does everything in this world have to be wrapped up in 30 seconds or less – look at the big picture… it’s a series…an advertising soap and this was only the first show.

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jb — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:32:21 GMT

I'm a former advertising guy. The ad is quirky but a little too complicated for the masses. I do love the churro offer from Jerry. That was straight out of his show.

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Chris, W. Memphis, Arkansas — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:32:40 GMT

I hate the Mac commercials because they seem like jerks.. That gag got old after the first or second one. I don't see the big deal with this commercial unless you are one of those Mac people wanting to show your toys are better than the rest of the kids on the playground. Alot of commercials are just like this one; you rarely know what the product is these days..

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Tim, Philadelphia, PA — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:37:44 GMT

Any publicity is good publicity. If it is not making people talk, what are we doing here? I like Gates. Granted, it could be more interesting, but I thought it was interesting to see the two at work. This is just the first step for the company trying to transform itself. If by the 5th one, the company still seems old, then maybe it didnt work. Can't really judge based on one spot. I agree with Kay.

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Evan, Salt Lake City, UT — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:39:27 GMT

I am a designer and as far as the content goes this ad is very strange and disconnected from everything Microsoft with the exception of Mr. Gates. It works because Mr. Gates is a world recognized icon. Underneath it all this strange ad screams Microsoft. The 'weird' thing, as a tool, is actually needed more and more in order to stand out from paralyzing mundane sameness. If you think about it most advertising is blah, blah, blah, everyone saying the same things (it is a blur). Strange, weird, and we are still talking about Microsoft.

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jimbo pensacola fl — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:40:57 GMT

The problem with some of the younger folks is that they don't know how to think about something if the info isn't right in their face.Thats the way most of the ads are now. When an ad comes out like this one the attention span is only there for the first 10 sec.

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Joe, Lake Ariel, PA — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:41:10 GMT

I guess the reference to shoes means that you'll be doing a lot of walking to tech support to get Vista to work? Yeah, that's it!

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elaine — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:53:04 GMT

The commercial is great. Seinfield is delighted as ever. I love it.

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John Doe, Seattle, Wash. — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:00:48 GMT

I don't know about all of you, but I can't wait to go and buy the new iPod!!!! It's the same, but I have to buy it again!!! Hurray for iPods!!! SWEET now I have a built in speaker which no doubt sounds like over the ear headphones with the volume cranked to 11!!! Built in speaker huh? Nice, now I can listen along with that idiot listening to house music on his all new iPod walking down the street.

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Matt — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:04:49 GMT

I think people are reading into this too much, and at the same time, missing the point. The ad is simply a gesture that MicroSoft has something up their sleeves and we should, "stay tuned".

The 85 seconds before Bill adjusts his shorts is all about Jerry Seinfeld coincidentally running into Bill Gates and trying to save him from his cheap ways by salvaging his shoe purchase to a proper fitting pair. It's mostly an attempt for Jerry to get some info from Bill, which Bill responds by wiggling his behind....Bill's way of saying, "thanks for the help Jerry".

I think the ad was written with the intention it would be a series much like the "Dude your getting a Dell", guy, or the PC vs. Mac commercials Apple is marketting. So to judge success on one episode is rather premature.

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Steve, Westminster, CO — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:11:35 GMT

An ad that promotes nothing featuring someone who once had a show about nothing. I guess you have to be a Windows fan to see the logic in that one. Microsoft will only be cool with the sort of half-wits who think Apple is "elitist". Microsoft is just another big company that makes mediocre products for those who are reassured by using what "everyone else" uses, and this campaign won't change that.

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Lance, Los Angeles CA. — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:19:03 GMT

I saw a line outside of Macy's. Turns out they are lining up for Conquistador shoes. The commercial worked woohoo!

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MJ, Redmond WA — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:21:19 GMT

The ad is just like all Microsoft products. Version 1 is out but misses its target and falls flat. But hey, hold on, Microsoft says there will be more versions, and yes, they will be better!

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Charles Weinberger, Greenacres, Fl. — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:24:17 GMT

I like Bill Gates and admire him for his knowledge and to some extent Jerry. However, this ad did not do Microsoft justice. It was cute and boring at the same time. Microsoft should fire the ad company that developed it and hire the ad people that made the Vonage ad. That is a great ad. It is funny, intelligent, clear and tells you about the product. That is the ad Microsoft should do, its a winner.

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F. Yang — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:32:29 GMT

Microsoft's product doesn't sell itself, cool ad won't help either.

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Denver Tech Center, Colorado — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:35:16 GMT

This commercial made me laugh due to the fact it was horrible. I can't wait to see the PC vs Mac commercial about camomile tea, pomagrante patience, etc, now that is funny

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Rendrag, Washington, DC — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:36:30 GMT

That was funny. If you don't think so, what do you know?

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Jane Doe — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:58:07 GMT

Wow. The plain meets the boring. What kills me, is this is on MSNBC. Talk about bashing the hand that feeds you. lol. But, they're right. *yaawwnn*. Ok. what was this page about again?

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Scott, Cincinnati, Ohio — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:00:15 GMT

Gates should save his money on Seinfeld and increase his great work in philanthropy. this lame ad only reinforces the reality that Apple kicks a@@ over Msft.

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John — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:01:27 GMT

The only thing that comes to mind when i see those Apple commercials is Mac guy who plays the cool hip dude has never really played anything except a role in a movie where the basic premise is to show your private parts to your other co-workers.

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Rich Calcaterra — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:03:07 GMT

WOW...ALL I Can Say is WOW...never thought a 2-3 minute commercial could fill me with so many emotions bill-wildered, bill-guilded, and bill-fuddled and bill-tocks? What? Yes, ladies and gentlemen (a new high bar) in commercial entertainment achievement awards...for I do believe this commercial has broken the sound barrier at which the volicity of one losing ones lunch faster than ever before has been achieved...the new Jerry & Bill Technecolor Yawn Flavor of commercial bafoonery will soon be shipped to your nearest T.V. Oh thank you Tivo!

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Chad Baker, NYC — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:11:00 GMT

Don't dissect the joke(s, is there more than one?) to convince me the spot doesn't suck.

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lbart — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:23:43 GMT

What I keep hearing is how mac people just want things that work and seem to be considered less computer literate than a PC guy who can modify and keep his PC running. If this idea were correct why do most Window users I know, Including most of the business world seem to run from it. The point is that if Vista was an Apple product the mac faithfull would be gripping all the while they were using it and hoping for the next free upgrade. I use XP at work and Mac osx at home but if my personal computer had Windows I'd have to upgrade to Vista and live with it as MS improves it. By the way, I didn't get anything about the seinfeld commercial. Maybe the next one will show the meaning of the first one?

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Barry, Jeannette PA — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:27:47 GMT

Vista? no. It isn't about Vista at all. It is about the future. Of the operating system that is yet to come.

Since when has Microsoft ever advertised an 'old' product? Microsoft is all about advertising what is coming, or what is brand new.

Think of it like those ads you see in cinemas for movies that are coming out next year. They give you a small teaser of what is to come - to generate interest - and then you learn more over the next few months.

So all they are saying for now is that it will be delicious....

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Rick, North Brunswick, NJ — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:39:28 GMT

No amount of advertising, esp. BAD advertising is going to stem the tide of bad press Microsoft gained over Vista. Sure, Vista works - if you spend lots of money to buy/build a PC with lots of memory and processor speed. Problem is Microsoft originally understated the hardware requirements for Vista, so computers were sold that frankly perform woefully. Just like the one I was suckered with.

The $300M being spent on this ad campaign would be better spent as rebates to consumers who have wasted money trying to get Vista to work so they can upgrade/replace their "Vista Compatible" computers with machines that are - ahh, truly Vista Compatible.

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Isaiah, Chicago — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:52:04 GMT

I like the Mac commercials but I'm a PC user. No matter how cute and funny the Mac ads are, I will never, ever by a Mac. I think the MS commercial was just odd, not even quirky funny, just odd. If I want to Photoshop something, I get a Mac, if I want to get some work done, I'll use my PC.

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Dave Bowman — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:20:06 GMT

$300 Million dollars? Wouldn't that money have been better spent trying to FIX Vista? (What a concept) And as for the farce that is "The Mojave Experiment," why not put some real businessmen or real system administrators in that room with Vista and get their reaction! Now THAT would be funny!

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applecommericialssuk — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:22:22 GMT

This article is funny because all the things it states that are bad about this commmercial are what make it great. Apple does nothing but make the public look stupid and try to discredit its rival. when it should focus on whats great and different about apple. I thought the commericial was very funny and typical great Seinfeld humor.

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Alan, Montreal Canada — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:23:34 GMT

It's quirky! I thought they had good rapport and I liked seeing these two heavyweights doing something fun. I believe that you are judging the campaign too quickly and that there is a method to their madness. They will eventually tie it all together and most people will then say, oh yeah! show me that first one again!!

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Jason, Los Angeles — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:27:48 GMT

I'm a former Mac guy who switched over to Windows. I'm one the few who actually likes Vista. If I hadn't switched over, I certainly wouldn't want to after seeing this commercial. It actually made me question why I switched over in the first place.

I get it. I know this ad was not meant to sell software - but to create a new personality and impression of Microsoft. Well, it failed. Seinfeld has not been working steadily in years and the rust really shows. If anything, this ad reflects Microsoft continuing failure to try to catch up to trends and failing badly at it. Zune and their search engine are two examples of failing to catch up to iPod and Google. Microsoft is never an innovator or pioneer. It's just a vapid hegemony.

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Matt, Charleston, SC — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:44:45 GMT

I have used Macs and Windows professionally. So I can say from knowledge that Windows sucks. Even though Mac people, and the Mac guy can come off as smug, the Mac commercials are actually FUNNY. When I heard Seinfeld would be the pitchman for Microsoft, I was hoping for something. I think maybe I smiled at Gates' mugshot card, but overall the commercial was bland and UN-funny. Even the 'worst' Mac ad is better than this drivel.

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Lisa, Orlando Fl — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:58:45 GMT

it's amazing to me how many people have been completely sold by mac's commercials! every person who commented here only mentions "style, looks, appearance". And many even mentioned "microsoft lacks style, it's functional but not great".I'm sorry, but i take functionality over style any day.

Sure, bash microsoft "the monopoly". QUICK! everyone buy macs!! they have a laid back independent guy on their commercials! They must be cool!

Look people, the issue with Vista was it was released too early and was too far of a step up from the previous Windows. The issues are patched. Take a little bit of time out and learn the new system. Everyone i know who has done this is completely in love with Vista. Basically what i'm trying to say is... get off the Vista-bashing bandwagon and do some research of your own (you know, form your OWN opinions). I promise, you'll be pleasantly surprised (as long as you not smug about it).

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HillBilly — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:17:34 GMT

Looks like there is agreement that the Apple ad sucks and represents the Mac user as a smug person who likes to smell their farts, ala South Park episode about Priuses. That iPods beat Zunes, ok, not sure why, both play music and both play videos, one can play Xbox games. Otherwise, looks like there is no agreement on the Shoe Circus ad.
The Apple ad is so tired now, maybe Apple should consider moving on to another approach. Also, Apple might want to take a look at their P&E, pretty bad. Microsoft's P&E, pretty good. Google P&E, pretty good. Apple might want to think about providing a little more focus on their bottom line.

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HT Martin Atlanta Ga — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:19:58 GMT

Bill and Jerry, LOVE the ad.......tell them to go jump off a bridge. The media just thinks they rule the world.....Ha!

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Teresa, Seattle, WA — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:52:19 GMT

I personally use PCs but love my iPod. I enjoy iPod commercials and even the PC vs. Mac commercials... but I LOVED this commercial. Every time I see it I chuckle, I think BECAUSE it has nothing to do with anything. Seriously, Seinfeld and Gates trying on shoes in a discount shoe store in a mall? It's hilarious! I don't use Vista because it's pretty much incompatible with everything, and this commercial isn't going to change that, but I like Bill Gates and I like Microsoft and I love this commercial.

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Robin — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:06:41 GMT

Wow! I'm not over 70 and I still found this ad amusing. I have to admit to owning apple and pc products.

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Kevin, Philadelphia, PA — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:53:59 GMT

I thoroughly enjoyed the commercial. I don't know if the first part was supposed to be symbolic. I thought it was a "Seinfeld" hook to catch our attention for the delivery of the message that better things are coming for Windows. The next chapter will probably further elaborate.
Yo, Apple Guys! If you like buying proprietary, ready built systems from "Big Brother", and accessories where you have to have someone else change the batteries, all the power to you. Personally, I enjoy the "Freedom" of building my own system. Yes, "Freedom" does have its costs. With more of us being around with a multitude of varied systems, there will be driver problems and we will be attacked more frequently by viruses.

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Monique, San Diego, CA — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:58:09 GMT

Hurray for Bill & Jerry!!!! I respect and enjoy both of their work... Don't you get it? Funniest guy with Smartest guy - well, maybe you don't - then again, that's why you don't get the commercial.

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Joycelynne, Monticello, KY — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:01:14 GMT

I think I've been using Microsoft Software since Bill was the age shown on the platinum card. If this line of commercials continues, Microsoft will join Burger King in products I no longer use because the ads were so, so, what us that word? Give me the "Mac Guy"! I'm an accountant and actually liked Mac's poking fun at us PC Folk. This ad feels like MS is poking fun at it's own customers.

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Deb in NoVA — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:01:29 GMT

Justin/Bellingham, WA....Gosh, you must be with our advertising/marketing department because you are probably the *only* one who thinks this ad makes any sense!

We work for Microsoft, but this ad left us cold. It makes absolutely no sense, isn't clever, and demeans our commander and chief (sorry, he always will be CnC in our hearts). On top of which, Seinfeld looks fat and his comic genius was completely WASTED.

We need to stop trying to be *CLEVER* and over-the-top and get back to basics.

Microsoft is a great company and none of us would be having this conversation without Bill Gates who had the guts to take it all to the next level.

Unfortunately, it appears we may be needing a quick kick in the pants (maybe that's what the wiggle is about?).

As for Google and Mac....paleese. Hip and Cool have **absolutely no staying power**. One need only contrast today's headlines with yesterday's to realize that "hip and cool" is relative to the minute.

We believe in our company, but this ad was much anticipated and left most of us scratching our heads.

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Kevin, Kirkland, WA — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:14:42 GMT

How funny, I've seen more comments and publicity for this than you typically see for a Super Bowl commercial. Since the idea of advertising is get just that, I'd say this is a resounding success.

BTW - I thought it was pretty funny...

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Dave, Phoenix — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:28:51 GMT

I don't see it making a difference in Microsoft sales in either direction.

Regarding the Mac ads, I think they are effective at reinforcing Mac users, but they overstate PC issues so ridiculously that they've never made me think of switching. They have, however, made me feel sympathy for Drew Barrymore.

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Jeff, Cleveland Ohio — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:37:26 GMT

Everyone who says that this ad is:

A) Boring
B) Lame
C) Promoting Windows Vista
D) All of the above

Clearly needs to go back to school. The reason it isn't boring is because it's new and fresh and totally off the wall. The reason it isn't lame is that it features Bill Gates, the greatest philanthropist in WORLD HISTORY. The reason it doesn't promote Windows Vista is the fact that it DOESN'T PROMOTE VISTA...watch it again...duhh.

The fact you ALL are on here talking about it, good bad or indifferent is a TESTAMENT to the genius of the ad. It is purely designed to reassert the Microsoft brand into your pysche and to promote a favorable image of the company. They can't use Steve Ballmer or Paul Allen, nobody knows WTF they look like...

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Noelle, Seattle — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:51:09 GMT

I think the ad is simply 'good fun.' Nothing more than that....simple enough to remain with the viewer---just oddly humorous! I liked it!!

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Jo Richards, New Hope, PA — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:25:38 GMT

Well, the commercial sure got all of you talking about it...Microsoft is THE best...more great things to come...as always...

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Cole Parker, San Diego, CA — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:43:06 GMT

I thought the ad was great. It wasn't too over the top, but still provided entertainment to keep me interested. I like Microsoft, and I like this ad.

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Ed, Seattle, WA — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:53:46 GMT

Note the tag line at the end.
The Future . . . . Delicious.

Yes, the *present* is not too tasty, and maybe they're promising to make it better ... with their cake. That's one promise they'd better keep or more people will start eating Apple Pie.

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Peter Norback — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 07:22:40 GMT

When the Seinfeld Show first aired people didn't get it. Then as time passed, people couldn't get enough. Just wait, this advertising campaign will become a classic, making Bill Gates a loveable star in the process.

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Laurie — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 12:41:39 GMT

I watched it. I thought....they just spent a lot of time and money to sell me nothing. No desire to see the next episode...eating dry toast would be more exciting.

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Patrick, St. Louis, MO — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 12:47:26 GMT

Easily the most disturbing commercial on television at the moment. It is disturbing even to recall it. Eeeewwwww!

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Annie Thomas — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:09:14 GMT

I thought the commercial was great!

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PHE, Frisco, TX — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:21:25 GMT

If we go by the old adage that "any publicity is good publicity", the sheer number of comments here testify to the spot's effectiveness.

The reality is, I think, Microsoft is just trying to not turn into IBM. There are products out there that do things better than their Microsoft rivals, but no one company can do all the things Microsoft does. I think it's worth noting, and applauding, Microsoft for trying to maintain a sense of humor and at least try to foster the impression that they don't take themselves too seriously.

Sure, the ad is dry, but I thought it was witty and very Seinfeldian. Any ad featuring Bill Gates is going to be difficult to pull off. He's the embodiment of evil to a lot of people, even though his record of charity and altruism makes Steve Jobs look like the Grinch.

I am looking forward to the rest of the campaignl...

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Jake — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:31:16 GMT

As least bill gates and windows didn't stoop down to the level of what apple was doing. Bashing them constantly in their ad's and making windows look bad. Look at you apple you were a failure, you came out since the begining of the PC and windows and yet you failed, but now you think your all that will your overly priced 2000+ dollar computers and a laptop that doesnt have a CD drive or more then 1 usb drive(talking about the mac book air)and also an IPOD that scrathes up when you touch its screen. Yea zune isnt great but what does the ipod have thats so great? The IPHONE is an overpriced piece of junk they lure you in with the 200 dollar deal and then send you a bill thats 10 times greater then the previous service you were using. Is that pathetic or what?

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Cary Wood, Allouez, Wi — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:57:23 GMT

As a lifetime loyal MS user and always been a mac hater, I LOVE the MAC/PC commercial and still can't figure out the gates/Seinfeld commercial. Basically what I get out of it, is the Vista crap is so bad we have nothing to offer but a rich guy swooshing his tail. Yes I am thinking about it several days later, but it is continuous in the "that was crap" thinking.

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Gaja, Richmond, VA — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:00:11 GMT

Microsoft should convert 'Last day of Bill Gates' as commercial. Pretty much everyone I know laughed for that commercial compared to Seinfield and Gates talk about nothingness... May be thats what MS want to promote, 'Nothingness'.

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Mike Kelley — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:48:18 GMT

How about this: Jerry is working at his apartment with his new computer running Windows Vista and can't get anything to work. He calls Microsoft for help and Bill Gates comes to the door to help...After much frustration and pounding on the keyboard, Bill finally gets Jerry's computer to work and they both go to the coffee shop...Bill comments that he's going to have to have Microsoft do something to fix Vista... This would be a more realistic view of Microsoft and their OS.

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Vince, Washington DC — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:07:36 GMT

When I first saw this ad, it was not even apparent that it was a Microsoft ad. I thought Bill Gates was doing a celebrity guest spot for Jerry Seinfeld.

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DH — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:18:27 GMT

Mac is like the Metro-Sexual Generation of Computers, sure it semas hip for right now but in a year or so it will just be a fad.

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Fred — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:46:03 GMT

Stupid. Pointless. Horrible. Need I go on????

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Scott, O'Fallon, MO — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:16:35 GMT

Saw two versions of it on TeeVee. Very odd ad. I don't think it will help any more than the new Windows Vista® commercial will. You know, the commercial where they show people a "sneak preview" of the new MS operating system and it turns out to be Vista&rag;.

Eh, I use Ubuntu Linux anyway.

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Lyndsay, Fairfield, CA — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:54:02 GMT

Not only do I like the Mac versions of all the Microsoft office products better, but they have much better commericials. The PC Pizza commercial is hilarious, and I can't watch it enough. Even better is that it is relevant and actually has something to do with the product they sell. This Microsoft commerical never even mentions the actual product.

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Shomik — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:05:25 GMT

Microsoft rocks! This was an awesome ad

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Blizzy, Philadelphia, PA — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:30:39 GMT

I love how people whine that microsoft has a monopoly on the OS market...there have been other competitors, whose products wholly sucked. So how is that microsoft having a monopoly that apple feels so compelled to bust. Apple can do the same thing microsoft can do, if they get vendors, gamemakers, etc. on board like microsoft did so long ago.

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Monty K, Los Angeles CA — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 02:50:30 GMT

I like Vista. But I didn't "get" this commercial.

I was hoping to see more of a direct response to those annoying "Mac versus PC" ads. For example, having those two (or lookalikes) talking about features only to be interrupted by the Mac guy's mother telling him dinner is ready and that he needs to come up from the basement. :)

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Jake, Logan, Utah — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:09:03 GMT

This ad is hilarious. I literally laughed out loud at work.

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Mike D, REDMOND, WA — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:43:44 GMT

You people are unbelieveable. What the Mac commercials don't tell you is that for every 1 Mac computer that is sold...there is 33 (that's right THIRTY-THREE) yes, 33 Windows PC's sold. I agree the Mac ads are funny and all, but pretty funny how the numbers add up. A 33:1 ratio isn't all too good for Apple.

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Jordan, Minneapolis, MN — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:49:18 GMT

Really, Bogusky? That's all you got?

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Jordan, Minneapolis, MN — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:53:18 GMT

[Bogusky] Crispin Porter + Bogusky, I believe are to blame considering Alex Bogusky was on the cover of Fast Company claiming he'd make Microsoft cool again.

Just wanted to clarify my previous comment.

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Andy, San Diego, CA — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 07:32:54 GMT

This ad is pure inane surrealism. What a contrast to Seinfeld's reputation as a commentator on the inanity of the real!

I love it.

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jeffhre, LA, CA — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 07:42:38 GMT

Funny ad! The irony of such a mundane visit to a shoe store by two high profile powerhouses in their fields. I think it works for what it tries. Why read anything else into. It's not a massive attempt to get in your head so that you'll go to the nearest retailer and buy buy buy.

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Alfie, Milwaukee, WI — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:24:08 GMT

As an IT Professional, I have had a chance to work with both MACs and PCs....Sorry Apple Fanboys...Windows is far superior....and Vista has a very undeserved bad rep....Never had a problem with it...nor has anyone I know. On the other hand MACs are a pain in the behind and overpriced.

Go ahead and try to build yourself a MAC...won't/can't happen unless you buy a bunch of used MACs and piece one together and you still have a lesser computer than a cheaper and more robust PC.

I also feel the Apple Ads are very very misleading...Microsoft became the big guys on the block because their stuff works and makes owning a PC much easier/cheaper for people who are financially unable to buy a overpriced MAC....

The only thing Apple is good at is marketing bad stuff well. Why else would someone shell out fat cash just to be hip and trendy? at least in the eyes of the apple Fanboys.

I would add that at one time(years and years ago) Apple was the only machine to use in the recordind, movie, and engineering industries....but the hardware in PCs caught up and went further and further with it... leaving MACs in their dust.

The ad works whereas Apples ad is just mean spirited misinformation...So misleading about PCs that they truly should be pulled as false.

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Dennis Meyer, Louisville, KY — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 10:58:19 GMT

At the end of the Blog there is a "Click Here" to watch the ad. No thanks i saw it once and thats once to many.

I was confused, in awe of how amature it was, BORED for sure and have no desire for more. Also, I had upgraded to Vista and what a nightmare. Its not only the cost for Vista but anything you own that was mfg or written 2 days before Vista came out will not work and you will need to pay for replacing it as well. After much-o grande expense and frustration I now have a nice new fresh office with all new stuff that I have had to buy that can talk to Vista.

This whole experience has sure had me thinking hard about Mac.

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somebody — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:11:47 GMT

i don't like the commercial.oh yeah, mac's suck

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BigBrad F — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:00:08 GMT

Will there be more ads with the duo? Hire another advertising firm. I thought they were going to introduce a new OS; because VISTA- please. Need another OS like Win98. (Easy to repair) Quit trying to dumb down computers & trying to take control over my machine. Linux is simple. Vista- Digital Rights Management (DRM) check out episode #73 @ http://www.grc.com/securitynow.htm and see if you still want a machine with VISTA!

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cg, hurricane, Ut — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:18:25 GMT

The ad has some humor but, I'd bet the family farm that Vista doesn't recieve one extra dime of revenue because of this ad. Bill Gates is the world's best salesman and he has the money to prove it. But, it looks like a flim flam artist got the best of him producing this ad. Clue Bill: consumers don't care but, companies do not want to scrap all their programs that don't run under Vista.

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Darla,Atlanta,GA — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:17:04 GMT

I get it. You can get a Microsoft product cheaply at any mall chain store, but they don't work well at first and you have to tinker a lot with them. They are usually mystifying (your toe? no, leather.) You have to find someone who knows more than you do to give you advice. And the solution will often be counterintuitive (shower with your clothes on). I can't explain the part about selling edible computers because I thought Microsoft only sells software.
I don't blame them for not actually mentioning their products more obviously because really, they already have at least 85%(?) of the market at last count. Maybe they should just shut up.

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Joe Consumer — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:54:51 GMT

"Microsoft is spending $300 million to try to convince people that Vista is good instead of putting that money toward a better operating system. Poor use of resources."
Danny, Pittston, PA

You've hit the nail squarely on the head. If MicroSlop would spend its money making a better product instead of spending it on stupid ads and monopoly law suits... then Gates and company would be making Trillions instead of Billions.

Meanwhile, we're all stuck with a choice of two OS's:
The incompetent, and the expensive.

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Chris NYC — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:28:40 GMT

Hip? Please/ What is called hip nowadays seems to be vapid, soulless, arrogant, and overly White middle class.

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Stuart, Vienna, West Virginia (yes we're a separate state, since 1862)) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:36:58 GMT

Creepy? Great? How about ho-hum yet another commercial. Who cares? Get a life and stop over analyzing commericals. For crying out loud, be like normal people and go to the fridge or the bathroom when the commercials run.

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Amy Rothfussr, Ventura, California — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:05:19 GMT

I don't get the Mac/PC guys commercials. It's the dumbest ad I've ever seen. Microsoft never made PC computers. What's more, you can run XP/Vista on a Mac now. Why not XP/Vista vs Tiger/Leopard ad? There are bad PC computers out there, no doubt about it but it's not MS to blame.

Now relating to the Gate/Seinfeld commercial. This is how I interpreted their ad. The leather-odd naming the operating systems as Tiger/Leopard for the Mac OS? Candy looking Mac..so delicious you could eat the computer? Wiggling the butt...kiss my butt and more is yet to come. I think this ad is hilarious!

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HillBilly Joe — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 03:44:23 GMT

Hey everyone, you can use the spell check provided with the website, or try to use a word processor that has one before you post. Seems like some of you don't get that if you are trying to make a point and have a bunch of mis-spelled words, your point gets lost. So give it a try.

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Dale, Denver — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:02:20 GMT

Worst. Ad. Ever.

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Thurston von Fulbright, Rockwall Texas — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:03:20 GMT

I loved the film!! It is deliciously strange. But if I thought it was funny and wonderful, the rest of the slobbering masses won't get it. And I guess that includes you too.

(Did you even feel it graze the top of your head as you sit there with a deer in the headlights stare?)

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Lee Findley — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:51:17 GMT

Sad, sad, sad and lame. Then there is its' opacity... "what the?" is not an effective message. Two old uninteresting out of touch people; and I'm 58!

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Greg, Boynton Beach FL — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:20:55 GMT

Zzzzzzzzzzz..... Huh? Wha'? Oh, I'm Sorry, were they trying to SELL something?

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JR Denver, CO — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:37:33 GMT

Isn't it obvious? Seinfeld did "a show about nothing", now he's done a series of commercials about nothing.

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Jeanne, Houston, TX — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 04:00:50 GMT

Heh. This ad was just... there. I saw it - during a football game I think? - and forgot about it until seeing it here. I do remember being puzzled by the cake thing.

And the Mac ads make me laugh, though not because they are themselves funny. They make me laugh at their sheer, smug arrogance. The only people I personally know who own Macs are also people who drive overpriced cars and drink overpriced coffee and can't figure out how to plug in a DVD player. All my computer-literate friends wouldn't be caught dead with a Mac and that tells me all I need to know about whether or not they're worth buying.

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Chad, Home of The Boston Red Sox — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 06:26:04 GMT

At first, I thought I must be missing something. Then I realized, no, these new MS ads are boring and without a point. But why in the world are they running? Well, if you're sitting around at MS HQ, looking at these new ads before they run on TV, are you going say, "these ads, with Bill & Jerry really bite!" Duh, I don't think so.

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someguy jacksonville florida — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:53:20 GMT

I am 21 I found the ad funny. I didn't know what it was for till the end. But I found it funny, It showed gates had personality. It humanized him more than he was before and showed that he had humor to his character. Which you failed to see previously, his mugshot being used showed he could laugh at himself. With gates stepping down from microsoft this is his way of being involved. He knows vista sucks like everyone else does and this is his way of poking fun at himself. Yeah I know it was a flop and I assume they will try better next time, But for now those who stand behind microsoft will continue and can have a humorous veiw of gates. Being able to laugh at your own downfall is a sign of strength not weakness.

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Mark S, Allentown, PA — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:53:02 GMT

Anybody remember the thing with the butteryfly a few years back? How MS tried so badly to create a mascot? The Arby's mitt was clever - that was horrendously contrived.

Granted I'm from the midwest and we find different things funny than easterners (among whom I now live and into whom I have married.) I don't care what kind of "wit" might be missed in this by non Seattleites. This commercial is more tedious than waiting for Godot, without the existential angle.

Stick to robbing corporate America with your licensing model Microsoft... Let the Mac people do the funny. Or try and recruit John Hodgeman at least to do a cameo...

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Dragon, Lakewood, Ohio — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:12:55 GMT

I'm running Microsoft Vista Home. I'm pleased. Thinking about trying out a MAC as a second computer but until the world breaks free of Microsoft's operating systems, I won't be doing so either. Bill Gates has/is doing a lot for poor countries with Jolie/Pitt and is a good man. I commend him for his righteousness and brilliance.

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Bob Smith — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:19:09 GMT

I don't particularly love the MS/Gates ad, but I think those of you who do are missing the point. What I saw in the ad was self-deprecating humor on the part of both actors, poking fun at themselves.
Ive used both Apple and MS products and do not beleive either system is perfect.
MS isn't perfect, and could be called boring and "uncool"; I think this ad acknowleges that. I think that the point being made is that sometimes boring and uncool is what REAL life is about.
Further, I think Bill Gates appears in the ad so people won't start thinking the PC guy in Apple's ad IS Bill Gates. And like Apple's ad or not, it has done a great job in the public's eye of connecting the fuddy-duddy image with Microsoft.
"I'm a delicious pizza" - that's funny.

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Michael, Farminton,CT — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:55:52 GMT

Love the ads. I think they're funny in a campy sort of way.

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Mick, San Diego, CA — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 14:04:15 GMT

What a sellout Mr Seinfeld to appear in a microsoft commercial, this from a guy in whos tv show had a mac sitting on a desk in his apartment.

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Bob — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 21:17:43 GMT

I've seen one of these ads. Two guys and a shoe. Doesn't look like a commercial to me unless they're just trying to neutralize the iconography of the Mac Guy-PC Guy commercials.

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microsoftie — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 07:16:06 GMT

the next ad should show Larry the Cable Guy kicking that smug MAC guy in the nuts.

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Ian Wallace, Campbell, CA — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 21:46:14 GMT

I'm a huge Seinfeld fan and an almost as huge "Mac" fan. When you get by the legal ease, Windows is a shameless copy of the Mac OS. Anyway, if you watch the syndicated Seinfeld episodes look what computer is sitting on the desk in Jerry's apartment. We all have to make a living and I think my favorite comedian had a shameless amount of money thrown his way.

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Judy, Ingleside, TX — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:15:23 GMT

Just goes to show all the money in the world cannot make you an interesting person.

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Ike, Houston, Texas — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:01:44 GMT

WTF was that?!?!?!

What were they even advertising???

And I am a fan of Vista!

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Tommy v, Manasquan, NJ — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:47:48 GMT

I'm a MAC guy, and I just bought a PC for an employee. My IT guy told me to buy it with an XP downgrade. Whoever heard of buying a computer with an operating system downgrade! the "I'm a Mac, I'm a PC" commercials unfortunately are truer then I thought.

Jerry and Bill don't really address this.

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RawbNJ — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:49:15 GMT

wow, so many comments

Microsoft wins again!

I liked the ad, it made me giggle.

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Jennifer, Dayton, Ohio — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:17:46 GMT

I agree that these commercials are weird and boring, but I really really like the new "I'm a PC and I sell fish" commercial. I know it's kind of formulaic (how many commercials are there out there where they use the "I am (insert whatever you're selling)"?), but they're so creative with the people they chose and it really catches your attention. And it just gives you warm fuzzies! Love it!

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Doug Indianapolis, indiana — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:49:35 GMT

I don't get it. An actor that, in my opinion has no talent, and a guy who is one of the most brilliant minds of our time. I still don't see why bringing them together would make me want to buy anything.

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Zach, Cincinnati Ohio — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 01:17:59 GMT

Mac users are elitists, we have very good reason to be =D That being said i still thought this commercial was great, i love seinfeld. but the mac/pc ads are way better.

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Laura, Houston, TX — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:05:36 GMT

I'd rather watch Jerry and Bill all day than spend 5 minutes watching those smug, smarmy "I'm a Mac/I'm a PC" ads. Apple can kiss my butt - you couldn't pay me enough to switch over to a company that's got such a fat head about how "hip" and "cool" it is.

Then again, I guess the image goes well with how uppity most Mac users that I've met are. Talk about full of it... yeesh.

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Ron Hussey, Mays Landing, New Jersey — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 04:32:30 GMT

Good Commercial - Bad Commercial, who cares. Remeber, it was Bill Gates that made PC computing what it is today. He allowed his code to be freely distributed which allowed tons of software to be developed and in turn created more interest and uses for computers at work and home. It also created more computer competition to lower pricing for DOS based sytems. Apple had a better operating system, but did not allow code to be freely distributed and in turn apple had very few programs, a higher cost for programs and a hugher cost for their computers. Only recently has that changed. Bill Gates made computing what it is today.

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Rob, Berkeley CA — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:52:29 GMT

I love it when people bash Vista, because it's a great way to tell the idiots from those who know what they're talking about. I use Vista and Leopard, and I prefer the control of Windows products over the 'let me take care of it' attitude that Mac OS's seem to push. Yes, Vista is bloated. Guess what? So is Leopard. People say they don't use Vista because of compatibility issues; I've NEVER encountered something that wouldn't work on Vista (aside from very old software), and when pressed, many of these people can't give a straight answer. Both Vista and Leopard offer fantastic looks, performance (on the right machine) and functionality, pick whichever works best for you and don't feel so insecure about your choice that you have to bash users of the other!

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Jerry Sienfeld, Hampton Bays, NY — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:31:11 GMT

Ugh. Just awful, painful to watch.

Kept waiting for something funny, it never came.

MSFT: Pull the plug on this ad campaign.

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Lord Farquar — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 18:11:34 GMT

I don't understand. Bill Gates is a power player in one of the most cutting edge, fastest moving industries around. He is MAJOR philanthropist, doing his part to help people. Not only that, he finds time to make fun of himself on national television. HOW ON EARTH IS THIS MAN NOT HIP? Explain this to me, please, because I'm confused...

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phantompoodle, irvine, CA — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:43:42 GMT

The geek is showing way too much in these dumb commercials. Makes me never wanna buy anything with Microsoft in it again. Bad marketing.

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Jeff, Port Saint Lucie , Florida — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:20:11 GMT

I actually thought it was a 90 second plot for a new Prime Time show...

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Lisa Morgan, RIchmond, VA — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:01:09 GMT

I'm a big Microsoft supporter, but I didn't get any fun from this ad. It seemed pointless and boring. What I DO love is the new ad with all these different kinds of people, from fisherment to astronauts, doing interesting things and announcing "I'm a PC!"
Those adds were so good my family and I actually applauded the first time we saw one.

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R M Davis — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:50:11 GMT

Bill give me a job, I'll help you with the next commercial.

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James Spiker — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:40:53 GMT

Wake me when it's over.

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Simon Hand, Phuket, Thailand — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:40:30 GMT

Gates says "Pleather", not leather. It's a direct reference to the Seinfeld show.

OK, I get why most of you wouldn't get this ad: Because you even born when the show was on and you've never seen it. I was never a big fan of the show, but even I know and appreciate the Pleather reference.

I also get the ad, because it's not an ad: it's a comedy skit. There's no significant hidden meaning in this, it's just supposed to be SILLY!.

Think about it: the richest man in the world is shopping at a discount shoe shop in an average mall when the richest(??) comedian in the world just happens to wander by eating a hotdog on a stick. Now that's silly. Everything that follows is silly as well, right up to the silliest bit where Gates adjusts his shorts. You don't get it, because there's nothing to get. It's just supposed to be enjoyed for its silliness.

OK, Bill's not the best actor (hey Bill, with that much cash you could invest in a few acting lessons, ya know). And I appreciate that you all grew up with ads shouting "BUY MY STUFF NOW", but this isn't about SELLING Microsoft products, it's just promotional tool. We already know what Microsoft makes, they don't need to hit us over the head with it.

If there is any underlying message, it's that even the richest guys in the world are just average scmucks who talk about average stupid stuff, just like the majority of people who use Microsoft products. They don't wear designer shoes, designer clothes, shop on Rodeo drive, use elitist hardware and incompatible operating systems - and they want computers that taste like cake. Heck, that makes perfect sense to me...S

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redmond — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:09:50 GMT

Well lets see.... I work for microsoft and humor comes in different ways. By the way do you remeber who bail apple out? Yeah it was Microsoft.

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JUDY — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 02:32:39 GMT

It was fun to see Gates being witty. Jerry I love as a comedian.

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Deborah, Los Angeles, CA — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:43:36 GMT

The "ad" is not going to make or break MS, although, when I first saw it, I had to ask myself "doesn't Bill Gates have something better to do with his life than feature himself in a commercial about ????? whatever it's about!" To add fuel to the fire, they also stuck Jerry Seinfeld in there, just in case you didn't recognize Gates - I guess! And then I said to myself, no wonder these computers cost and arm and a leg. We have two of this highest earners in the country/world starring in a commercial! Go figure!

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WAM, Wash DC — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:46:20 GMT

Here's a fun rant I went on after seeing the Apple commercials for the zillionth time and reading MSNBC's latest article about making the Zune player "cool" too...

- the jist is:

If Apple is so "cool", why are their computers, Ipods, Iphones, etc designed on PC's running Windows?

The only problem with Apple is that you can't use a Mac to totally design an IPhone, an ITouch, even a new laptop Mac - there's no real, mature EDA or for that matter, many CAD tools in general for either a Mac or any of the BSD's/Linux-GPL OS's.

Believe me, we've looked.... I mentioned this to a higher up at Apple, their response was as they get more market penetration, hopefully the EDA/CAD vendors will begin porting to OS X ... but they have enough problems getting the bugs out of their Winblows code and adding features to justify their insane yearly maintenance fees....

Which brings up the point of mature; when I mean mature I mean CAD, CAM, and EDA tools that have been tested by thousands and thousands of users over many years/versions, so that when I run a Design Rule Check (DRC), or actually cut a $40,000 tool steel mold, I can be reasonably sure my NRE charges won't be toast. As mentioned above, it's enough of a gamble using the existing code base.

Unfortunately, Apple has always been a bit left brained, with things like cool graphics for nice looking art or commodity office apps, than it has for any real world applications like, oh say actually designing and fabricating a Mac.... Reminds me of the day when Intel used to have all those cool Pentium commercials filled with intense (for the day) video graphics saying how great their processor was for the emerging multimedia market - when in fact, most of those commercials were done using Silicon Graphics stations running IRIX....

The left brain is a fantastic part of human neurobiology, all artsy-fartsy, it's just that the right brain needs tools to actually build what the left side thinks up.

My guess is some of designers for the parts of the IPhones, Itouch, and I know for sure Mac PC's have used suites like ORCAD/Cadence/Allegro, Altium/Protel, PADS, Mentor, and other EDA tools for things like fully DRC'd schematics, PCB layouts, SPICE sims for analog and power supplies (probably a lot of LT or Nat Semi freeware) in addition to either Altera's or Xilinx's FPGA/prog logic tools for VHDL and Verilog with their respective simulation and synthesis suites only available for Windows PC's. Let alone any RF designs and simulations...

Now some of it may have been done on older legacy hi-$$$ unix platforms.

And the same holds true for the solid modeling/mechanical design as well.

I'm sure there's a lot of parts in that keyboard you have on your MAc that were designed using Pro-E, Solidworks or the like for mechanical designs. I'm sure most of the FEA and actual toolpaths used to actually make the molds for the plastic parts was either MasterCAM, Visual Mill, or similar as well as mold flow analysis tools again, only coded for PC's running Windows. Hell, for years (may still be true) Solidworks would only really run well on an Intel-based processor, with AMD variants having issues with some of Solidworks low-level OS calls...

The reason we've been looking, besides the obvious dealing with MS, is that majority of my real coders (guys with years and years of experience that actually can code and understand low-level calls as well as OS's) use mostly Linux, since a lot of the uC's and uP's have GCC ports and these guys have years of proven, debugged libraries of routines for various I/O tasks, etc. We've been looking for a decent xNIX-based EDA tool, just so they can send me basic schematic info on how they want stuff connected. There are some gEDA and KiCAD, but they lack a lot of the features the other mid-priced tools do, as well as the compatibility for me to import their work into my tool chain.

Say you want to use an Analog Device part for the RF section of the IPhone, or say you want to design a small switching power supply for the next Nano using Linear Tech parts.

Sorry, gots to use Windows - - AD and LT's simulation suites for their parts only run in Windows; much faster on a native WIN/PC box than trying to use a Mac in PC emulation... and some, due to their use of WINTEL oriented ASM calls to MMI/SiMD hardware functions, won't even run...and again the issue of getting a reliable design is a major factor (I don't like turning really expensive keychains).

The one thing Apple had going for it for years was the PowerPC core with its linear address space, unlike the PC, crippled with it's paged memory scheme inherited from years of limited resources and the ancient MS DOS systems. One of my old timer engineers (actually was one of the pioneers of the wireless mic industry at Vega Wireless) told me there's a guy somewhere in CA that everyone should go have a word with due to him being responsible for that mess.

And speaking of the wireless guy (he now does some of the best analog designs for mil applications for D.C. based companies) he mentioned a few war stories to me about his days at the forefront of Vega. One was the story of how a certain guy won some sort of award for using their products for Romancing the Stone. He mentioned after the award, everyone in the major motion picture industry was clamoring for those units.

He wondered why, since it was not the best things they made.... so he finally hooks up with the sound guy that won it, and asked him why he used it. His answer - "I knew after the waterfall scene that I'd never see the mic again, so I looked in my locker and found the unit that I'd miss the least"

..... gotta watch that left brain thing....

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Tom, Port Charlotte, Fl — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:33:24 GMT

I loved those commercials. I hate all of you for complaining so much they got taken off the air, and I especially hate the guy calling ms unhip - it's a computer, it gets the job done, and a hell of a lot faster than your apple!

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Katie, Kiron, Iowa — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:27:29 GMT

Okay, I just read all of the comments and THEN watched the ad. I found it to be absolutely hilarious. I'm still laughing over it!

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J. Kim, Hawaii — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 04:40:58 GMT

Ahhhh, just seeing Bill makes me smile. This commercial is really random and funny; I love it!