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Trust Duracell to scare the *$#%! out of you

Posted: Monday, July 28, 2008 4:30 PM by Allison Linn
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In a new commercial for Duracell batteries, a mom is at the park, unbuckling one child from a stroller, when suddenly she realizes that her other child has gone missing.

As she looks around, the camera cuts to a white van pulling away. Has the child been kidnapped? Run over?

No, it turns out he’s just walked away. But Mom, instead of doing the usual parent thing -- yelling for your kid in that voice that says, "I love you but I’m really mad at you" -- pulls out an electronic tracking device and uses it to locate her son.

Duracell

The ad is clearly meant to substantiate Duracell’s long-running claim that people should trust its batteries in even the most serious situations. It’s a tactic that’s provided a good (and long) ride for Duracell, but also has, at times, felt over the top.

This risks being one of those cases. The combination of tugging at parents’ heart strings and playing up parents’ worst fears feels overdramatic. Instead of making people want to buy the batteries, the company is in danger of turning off parents who don’t want to be scared into shopping.

It kind of makes us pine for that irritating, but light-hearted, Energizer bunny.

Also, in partnering with a company selling pricey electronic child-tracking technology, Duracell opens up a distracting Pandora’s box of thorny issues over whether such devices are a help to parents, or a needless and creepy invasion of privacy.

What’s more, it turns out the firm that makes the product, called BrickHouse, specializes in a much deeper array of products geared toward the distrustful (or paranoid) family member.

At the company’s Web site, you’ll find equipment designed to spy on your nanny, test your teen for drugs and your spouse’s clothing for signs of infidelity, secretly track your child or spouse, or monitor their computer habits. Perhaps the strangest: a bulletproof backpack designed to "give your children, loved ones, or yourself added protection from gun and knife violence."

While few people may make the connection between Duracell and BrickHouse’s other products, the question remains: Does a traditional brand like Duracell really want to associate itself with a company that sells something called the "CheckMate 5-minute infidelity test kit"?

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BIG BROTHER and his siblings depend on Duracell to track everyone.  From children, convicted drunk drivers, parolees, to registered sex offenders.
I have seen the add on tv and I bought batteries today.  Guess which ones I bought?

The batteries on sale.
Its the price stupid, they all have the same crap in them.
Planting a chip in your kid is introduced as a life-saving aid, but it's just another way of allowing the government to track our every move as adults. Government and now advertising has chosen to instill fear as a way of selling a product or an idea.  It's ridiculous.  So many people are non-questioning, non-thinking conformists who buy into it. Most people stay safely between the society-imposed lines and don't bother looking around to notice the lines are ever becoming closer together.  Please dare to step outside the line, think instead of just going with the majority and question what is considered "the norm".  And don't count on products to step in as good parents when you choose to have more children than you can manage.
I had a couple of recently purchased unopened packs of Duracell batteries that I actually took back to the story and exchanged for Energizer after seeing this ad.  That ad disgusts me.
To take care of this problem when my little sister and I were young and prone to disappearing, my mom had my little sister on a harness and myself on a wrist leash.  It saved my sisters life once when she tried to break away into traffic at a cross walk.  I remember a story from Tyler, Texas where a woman tried to grab a kid and only the wrist leash the mom had on her kid stopped the woman from getting away with the kid.  Maybe we should bring those wrist leashes back?  It'll be cheaper than an expensive do-hickey.  And you can use it as a teaching tool too; "Now honey, stay by me until I say so or else I'll leash you to me."
As a single father with three little ones 7,5, and 2..I hated the commercial. I raise my little ones to know not to walk away from me, and guess what....They dont!!

They also know as far as strangers go to be nice at first, but if they try to give them anything to decline nicely, if they try to grab them, then they are to scream, kick, bite, etc..

It's all about parenting, not relying on some device or government protection to do it for us.
My kids are grown now....back in the day the biggest fear was that someone would tamper with their Halloween candy! As parents we threw out tons of probably perfectly good candy....My point is that you have to pay attention to your kids....don't sweat the small stuff.....and stop being so paranoid.
Every generation has something new to fear...but the bottom line is that parents have to be parents. You just have to let a kid be a kid....know that you're the one ultimately responsible for their education; and PRAY!!!
I'm a mom and I agree with the premise that this ad is creepy, offensive, tactless, and over-the-top. I resent the implication of using a tracking device on my kids, as opposed to the normal "mom yell". I don't like to feel like I'm being threatened by this ad into buying its product.
And I love the observation that the kid comes back with a balloon! Too true! *NOW* any mom would get worried -- "Who gave you the balloon? Didn't I tell you not to talk to strangers?"
Duracell looks like kid-hating, mom-hating jerks in this ad.
btw: I've actually lost my 5 year old in a theme park in Europe -- he just wandered away in about 2 seconds while I attended to the baby. I know what this scene's terror feels like in real life. I still think the ad is a punch in the heart, and a very unwelcome one. Nauseating ad-mom, nauseating premise.
My son, fwiw, wandered out of Disney Europe's gates, and found my aunt's car (a typical European box) in the massive parking lot (among tens of thousands of other Euro boxes), where he waited patiently for an hour (while we were scouring the park screaming his name along with all the security personnel) until a police officer noticed him and took him back to the Information Desk. Some old-fashioned "yelling at your kid in that voice that says, "I love you but I’m really mad at you"", and all was well.
It's just an ad, not as bad as most, and at least I can see what Duracell has to do with the content.  Some ads are so dumb, one cannot even understand what it is they are advertising.  I don't see these ads as fear mongering; they are simply selling two products with one ad.  Pretty sharp, I'd say.  But I am seeing the ad WAY TOO OFTEN -like most ads!  Argh...
So this add or this device might be over the top, or someone might find it useful. It appears majority of statements on this site are criticizing parents and not the comercial or device. To those of you that say the mom should have been watching her kid must not have kids!!! And come back to this when you do! She bent down to buckle her other child in his/her stroller - the other child walked off. She didn't head to the bar for a drink, sit and have a conversation on her cell phone! Try managing two young children every single second of the day, expecting them to follow every single word you say! They are human, they explore, they wander. The kid wasn't 16 years old! The kid was, 4 or 5? I am a very attentive parent, my kids follow directions, but sometimes, they see something they want and they head that direction! They aren't intentionally misbehaving, the parents may not be being unattentive, it happens in a matter of seconds. Be crtitical of the comercial, not critical of the mother or parents until you are one and everything goes as you planned and your children obey everything you say every minute of every day!! It doesn't happen! And I have good kids, they follow directions for the most part but they are kids! They make mistakes and bad decisions!
Funny thing, this ad is running on MSNBC.com . . .
F**k these paranoid types who'll have a person believe how insecure this country has become.  I say put the "Brickhouse" up the CEO's A** so he can find out where the club house was at his exclusive country club.
Fear sells, alright. Think not just politicians, but also guys like Gore and Suzuki. You know that the world officially entered a period of cooling about 8 years ago? Anyway, the idea is that you get afraid so you get the "high-powered" batteries that can run this magical device that finds your kids. What a load of bull... *incoherent muttering*
seriously... can none of you spell "weirdo"?
So..Did the creep in the van give the kid the balloon?? I was more focused on that than anything..and..why didn't mom have the device near her???She had to search for it...And where did that balloon come from??? Our local parks don't have balloon stands!!
I hate this ad.  First, the kid needs a good swift kick for wandering off, but did anyone notice that when she's reunited with the kid, she completely ignores the child in the stroller?  So much for good parenting...!!
First, I am elderly.  The idea of letting one of five kids under the age of 5 is ridiculous. Had many experiences but attaching gadgetry to a child (I did consider a leash) was not availible in those days. They all knew where I was.  Batteries not included..... How times change.  Newer, better systems will evolve.  Parents, stop yakking 24/7 on a cell phone.  guess what?  You'll keep better track of you progeny. the commercial is stupid.
Our society seems to crave fear. We decry it, but run towards it. We reward the news channels that purvey it by giving them screaming ratings. The government scares us, we obey. The media scares us, we roar for more. TV is just doing what it does, it's making us AFRAID NOT TO WATCH. AFRIAD WE'LL MISS SOMETHING.
Remember a book, 1984.  So he was off a few years.  Sneek a chip in your kids and next it is us.
Anyone who has lost a small child in a crowd, even for a minute, knows the absolute panic that sweeps over you. They are little, so they can slip through spaces that adults cannot, and they are easily distracted by things that are a knee level for us. No matter how good a parent you are, how much you are paying attention to them, every parent will lose track of a small child at some point, and those that say they never did are either lying or repressing the fear that they felt the day that it happened to them. It only takes a second, a distraction from another child, a call from the other family that you are meeting for lunch or an untied shoelace, and they can be gone. The white van may be a little over the top, but I thank God for the alert NYC Police Officer who found my 3 year old son when he slipped away to watch the skaters in Rockefeller Center. It scared the crap out of me, but not enough to put a tracking collar on him.
In fact the ad really helped out BrickHouse who sold out of the device in 48 hours after the commercial aired and now have a backlog of orders to fill.

http://www.gpsdaily.com/reports/Revolutionary_BrickHouse_Child_Locator_Sells_Out_In_48_Hours_999.html
I just find it amusing that mom immediately pulls out the tracker, and TOTALLY ignores the other child in the stroller.  Then when she finds the little lost lamb, she walks away from the stroller.  Kinda shows *why* she needs a tracking device!
The batteries are good, the commercial suk's. And the public should decide if they want the device or not. It is not an invasion of privacy if it stays within the realm of the parent and child. If the RFID tag within the child (wherever it may be) becomes public or government information, then we have a problem. Scare tactics are used every day on stupid adds like this. I don't agree with the add and most people that do agree with the add probably watch Fox News and agree with everything they say as well.

If you don't like the device, don't buy it. If the consumer wants the device, they should have it. But there is nothing better in help then good old fashion parenting and responsibilities of a parent.
I've read all of your comments and love them all.  So witty and intelligent!!  I needed a good laugh this morning.  And I think the commercial is stupid as well.
I love this blog, but I wonder if everyone gets what the idea of it is.  For every hour of television you watch about a quarter of it is now commercials.  This blog gives the writer a chance to highlight some commercials that they find particularly outrageous, funny, strange, offensive, or controversial.  

I have seen this ad on TV and thought it was a bit over the top.  I think the ad was meant seriously, as was the firefighter ad before it.  I think it's kind of sad that a big company like Duracell would trade off the irrational fear of kidnapping to try to sell some batteries.

Batteries must advertise a lot since they are all basically the same. The same goes for soda, blue jeans, breakfast cereal, shampoo. However, I must say that it's worth the money to put Lithium batteries in GPS units and digital cameras.

I don't buy any product that uses fear as a motivator. It is, in my opinion, the lowest form of advertising. Duracell should be ashamed of themselves or they should fire their marketing team and start over.
Does the kid she turns her back on, the one in the stroller, have a locator too?  Let's hope so.
I, too, has a little problem with the commercial pandering to a mother's fears. What I disagree with is the actual device. If you have to activate it AFTER you realize the child is gone, it may already be too late. A better device is one that sets the alarm as soon as the child wanders farther than a certain range!
I saw this commercial and the only thing that ran through my mind was that dreadful LBJ "Daisy" ad with the little girl and the nuclear explosion.  Works in politics--doesn't work try to sell batteries.
I get SO tired of the paranoia modern day mothers express towards their kids.  If the world is that scary and dangerous, either you shouldn't be living where you do, or you shouldn't have kids...period! If more mothers would get out of the workplace and do what nature intended for them to do...MOTHER their kids, the world would be a whole better place.  I'm glad I wasn't raised in this paranoid world with the need for constant communication between mother and kids.  
whoever just said that steven spielberg is t fault for this ad is absolutely ridiculous. he makes excellent movies and im pretty sure in film school they dont teach you how to cram saving private ryan down into a commercial to sell batteries. get a life.
Maybe we should stop having children?
Is it wrong that we don't let our kids out of the house withiout us unless our odest(9) is walking our 75lb Lab/Pit mix. I don't think of myself as overly protective but at 43 I certainly don't give my kids nearly as much freedom as my mom gave me.  It's not that she was less protective of me, just that she trusted her society more than we trust ours.

This ad simply shows us, perhaps through a skewed visor, how difficult bringing up children in our current society is.

Joel, West Palm Beach, Florida
Now I'm anticipating the follow-up "security"-theme ads wherein the husband has the wife tracked, the boss has the employee/husband tracked, the govt. has all of us tracked... Good times for Duracell!
Well you know - balloon goes floating by, Mom turns her head and kid runs after balloon as it disappears behind the tree - catching the balloon now that's another story - unlikely I'm sure.  As for the commericals - just do what my husband does... MUTE the noisy things.  It's the only time we have conversation!!  Thank goodness for DVR - pause, FF and rewind!
It's because of commercials like this that parents are so hysterical that I get screamed at for taking a photograph of trees.  Sorry, I didn't even notice your kids were playing nearby, if anything I'm annoyed that they're in my shot.  But the immediate conclusion is "oh my god, someone has a camera, RAPE!!!"  

You're screwing your kids up! I'm not a parent or an expert, but I was a kid with an isolated upbringing. Not learning to interact with strangers and to have trust in anyone is definitely not helpful to a child.  You'll pay the consequences just like my parents did... better start saving up for rehab now.
Couple things: I am not a parent. This commercial does not make me want to buy duracell batteries and it does not make me want to stop buying duracell batteries. Personally i like the energizer bunny commercials...they're simple, cute...etc. anyway, this commercial shouldn't necessarily scare parents. but like i said...i for one, am not a parent. but anyway...don't get too dramatic about it. unless you are one of those people who "buy into commercials" then its JUST A COMMERCIAL. u can choose to buy the batteries or not and about the whole tracking device...i think the government secretly implanted traking devices into all of us....go figure.
Yeah sure, lets pull the add.It makes you think.  Try being a better parent.  As a 35 year old father, I'm tired of sitting down as a family to watch football, racing, "insert your sport here", and having to explain erectile disfunction to my 4 and 8 year old children. You want to complain about companies morals as the entire countries morals are up in smoke? Give me a break! There is nothing wrong with this ad , only something wrong with this country!! GOD HELP US!
This is creepy and I am sick of Duracell implying that only their batteries will work.  Give me a break, have you ever tried the lithium ones (which Duracell doesn't even make).  Their model is find one device maker who uses their battery and imply that it will only work with their battery.  I'm not buyin it.
To those super humans who feel that if you are a "decent parent" you wouldn't need a tracker all I can say is yuou must not be parents. Only the childless would show such a lack sensitivity to condemn everyone who doesn't live up to their lofty and impractical ideals. Even the best most caring parents occasionally lose track of a kid. They are sneaky critters who move fast. An adult with two kids is outnumbered from the git go. A tracking device for the mobile one is not an invasion of privacy. As one writer put it kids that age should have no  privacy. And instead of teh useless time wasting of running around yelling for your kid having a tracker tell you instantly where they are would be far more protection.   My fear is not teh  duracell will somehow increase teh fear factor. My fear is that teh overly self righteous will imprison us with the thoughtless condemnation of people and situations they do not themselves understand.
"I dont see what the problem is.  I send my 6 year old out on his own in the morning and tell him not to bring the cops home and everything will be fine.
mannford helmsley" (Sent Tuesday, July 29, 2008 6:03 PM)

LOL
I'm a great parent, but I wold love to know where I can get one of these. In this world we live in now, abduction is all too real. So any of you that think this commercial might be too crazy, well perhaps you are just watching way too much TV, or just have a lot of free time or you are just attempting to show some loss of intellect? Where can I get one of these? We travel all over the world and sometimes I really wish I had one!!!
That's a battery ad??? I thought it was for the tracking device!!
Duracell commercials are some of the most manipulative.  One of their commercials suggests that since such-and-such brand trusts Duracell for the batteries for their urgent-care medical equipment, you'd better buy Duracell batteries for the kid's toys.

The batteries in the medical equipment are not even the same chemistry as the batteries you buy in the store.  It's a stupid idea, but it must work since they use it over and over again.
BIG BROTHER is coming.  That is what I thought the first time I saw this commercial.    
Excuse me, DB but as I work in the medical field and our batteries ARE duracell; I have to refute your statement as being misleading. (Except for some of the rechargable devices). Mostly they are the exact same batteries that you would get in a Walmart store or anywhere else.
Totally ineffective, they missed the point.  Instead, the mom should have found a inoperative tracking device, opening it to find a competitor's battery (e.g., Eveready).  Next scene, the mutilated body of her dead son with the police dragging HER off for child neglect.  Fade out with cop holding a set of Duracells and saying, "if she had used these, she would be having a June Cleaver dinner with her WASP family instead of sitting in a holding cell with drug users, pedophiles, and rapists."  

If you are using fear to sell, then don't be afraid to REALLY scare your customers.  Think Dick Cheney or the Medieval Inquisition.
I don't agree with tracking devices for kids.  Rather, I whole-heartedly support parental responsibility and teaching kids personal responsibility.  Know where your kids are, who they're with, and what they're doing.  

Teach your kids the right things to do, i.e. "Don't talk to strangers."  (Although my socially-advanced daughter when she was seven quipped "He's not a stranger, we introduced ourselves."  Now at nearly 15, she's as protective of her 6 year old brother as I am of each of them.)

I don't like the commercial because it preys on my fears.  I would not buy this device (though I still buy the batteries).  I don't fault Duracell or Brick-House for our fears.  Some in this world are just twisted, and so the rest of us must be ever vigilant.
I personally think Energizer should retaliate with an even worse commercial.


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