JC Penney’s bomb
Posted: Monday, December 31, 2007 11:01 AM by Rob Neill
OK. We’re willing to admit that we don’t get some popular forms of entertainment. And we’re not particularly sentimental.
But if the ingredients include Santa, a little girl and a John Lennon song, the ad has to be a recipe for holiday sweetness, right?
Nope. This thing is just a mess.
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JC Penney’s “Aviator” ad is such a polka-dots-with-stripes thing we’re not really sure where to begin. There is a truck with an image of Santa followed by a bunch of bullying kids throwing water balloons at a little girl who then decides she needs to build something secret and learns to sneer back at the bullies while getting materials then she pitches a tent in her backyard and cobbles together a rocket ship which ends up bringing the entire neighborhood together to watch her launch it while Lennon’s “Real Love” plays in the background and the retailer wishes us all a merry Christmas.
To which we were left wondering … what does this even mean?
Water balloons inspire feats of amateur rocketry? Christmas is the time when a young girl’s thoughts turn to aviation? Upscale K-Mart-esque retailers think it’s appropriate to wish you a merry Christmas while utterly confusing you? Yoko Ono gets paid?
This is the textbook definition of a meatball sundae.
We give. We’re as full with joy and thoughts of hope and peace for the rest of the world as anyone this time of year, but we still can’t figure this out.
You can view the ad here … good luck understanding it.
Oh, btw, we thought, briefly, about doing an end-of-the-year fave ad post. But that would be lazy. But we’ll do it anyway. This was our fave (and, yes it’s hard for us to believe, but he is turning out to be the smart, responsible one in all of this silly soap opera. It was that kind of year).
Happy New Year.